Snoop Dogg Arrested for Gun and Drug Possession

Again? What is this, like the 57th time?

Anyhow, aren't guns and drugs like standard gangsta gear? I wouldn't know, that is. ;-)

Nike+

So I was at Nordstrom yesterday ("God Patro, what were you thinking? It's two days after Thanksgiving!"). Sure, it was crowded as a Krispy Kreme on the season premiere of The Biggest Loser, but I actually found some great shoes that hadn't already been sucked up by the mainstream. I was in the men's department, and I decided to go look at the shoes. I was looking around when I saw this whole exhibit that said:" Nike+. Experience it" or something like that. So I found those great-looking shoes above, tried them on, and bought them. They're really cool shoes.

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

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Ah, Thanksgiving. The one time of year when everyone stuffs themselves and no one counts calories. Turkeys run for their lives!

Everybody have a very happy Thanksgiving!

Guy pwned by girl!

Watch a hot girl strangle a tough-looking guy with her legs! Every man's dream....

III7

So it's out today. The long-anticipated PlayStation 3 came out midnight last night. I don't really want one (I have an Xbox 360), but I am a bit intrigued by it. It has a built-in Blu-Ray player which probably won't do too well because HD-DVD has apparently been more successful so far,and it also has built-in wi-fi. But probably the thing that interests me most about it is the thing that nobody cares about: tilt-motion tech. Inside the controllers apparently is something that tilts very fast (NOTE: I AM TOTALLY ASSUMING THIS FROM THE NAME) to make it vibrate, unlike rumble which was used in the Xbox 360.

On another note, I have discovered a cute video with a sad ending on YouTube called KIWI! Go ahead and search fo it, if you want.

Emergence Day

It's finally here.

Deer in a store

Now you can really save a buck at Target.

Tendjewberrymud

This was in a bathroom book I read a while ago.

"The following is a telephone conversation between a hotel guest and room service in a hotel somewhere in Asia.
Room Service (RS): Morny. Ruin orbees.
Guest (G): Sorry. I thought I called room service.
R: Rye, ruin orbees, morny! Jewish to odor sunteen?
G: Uh, yes, I'd like some bacon and eggs.
RS: Ow July den?
G: What?
RS: Ow July den? Pry, boy, pooch?
G: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Scrambled, please.
RS: Ow July dee baychem, crease?
G: Crisp will be fine.
RS: Hokay. And San tos?
G: What?
RS: San tos. July San tos?
G: I don't think so.
RS: No? Judo one toes?
G: I feel really bad about this, but I have no idea what 'Judo one toes' means.
RS: Toes! Toes! Why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping with bother?
G: English muffin!! I get it! You said 'Toast'. Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.
RS: We bother?
G: No, just put the bother on the side.
RS: Wad?
G: I mean butter... just put in on the side.
RS: Copy?
G: Sorry?
RS: Copy.
G: Yes, coffee please, and that's all.
RS: Copy? One Minnie. Ass ruin Torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy, rye?
G: Whatever you say.
RS: Tendjewberrymud.
G: You're welcome.

Since I gave you a joke/skit thing, you now mu st give me something. I recently purchased an aloe vera plant from Home Depot and guess what, I have no clue how to take care of it. So...

Please dig up any information possible on the care of an aloe vera plant. How often to water it, what kind of fertilizer to give it, how much light it likes, etc. Do this, and I will be most pleased. Don't do it, and I shall wreak a terrible curse upon you and your children for all eternity. Seriously, just do it or not, I don't care, but at least one person has to do it. Gracias!

And now for the greatest announcement all day. Drumroll, please....

HALO WARS!!!!!!

The brains at Ensemble Studios (the guys who brought you Age of Empires, one of my favorite games ever) have started working on one of those games that make you go "AWESOME!!!" They have started something so incredible, so amazing, so obvious yet so cool. That game is Halo Wars. They made a Halo RTS!!

For those of you not "in the know", an RTS is gamespeak for real-time strategy game. There are two types of strategy games in the universe: turn-based and real-time. As you might guess, turn-based is very similar to chess but with tanks. You and your opponent take turns to demolish each other or run away like a little girly-man. While it may take more brains, I consider turn-based games to be unnecessarily long and tedious. So I prefer RTS games such as Age of Empires. Age of Empires involves using villagers to build a city and then an army even while your opponent is doing the same. Once you have the fightingest army you can build, you lay seige to your opponent's city and then kill every man, woman, child, and dog to win. Or you can just build a Wonder, whatever you feel like. Now that you get the idea, (I hope) we can get on to the game. Halo Wars will be coming out for the Xbox 360, the awesomest game system in the awesomest market on the awesomest planet in the awesomest universe. It's plot is set before the events of Halo 1, and is about a group of marines marooned somewhere with those pesky Covenant doing all they can to beat the living snot out of these guys. It's too early to say more, but I can guarantee you Halo Wars is gonna rock the world.