Tuesday, February 28, 2006

V for Vendetta Movie: It better be good...



As a long-time follower of theV for Vendetta series, I sincerely hope that the creators of The Matrix have not created another Matrix Revolutions. The summary of the comics are as follows: The series is set in a future Britain where, in the chaos following a limited nuclear war that left the country mostly physically intact, a fascist single-party state has arisen. It resembles the Nazi regimeincluding government-controlled media, secret police, a planned economy and concentration camps for racial minorities but with a British cultural flavorur, and a greater reliance on technology, especially closed-circuit television monitoring in the mode of George Orwell's 1984. (Closed-circuit television had not yet become common in the UK at the time Moore wrote the series. Today, London has the world's highest concentration of CCTV.) When the series begins, political conflict has ended, the death camps have finished their work and been closed, and the public is largely complacent, until "V" a terrorist and self-proclaimed anarchist, who wears a Guy Fawkes mask and has an improbable array of abilities and resources begins an elaborate, violent, and theatrical campaign to bring down the government.
V himself is something of an enigma, whose history is only hinted at; it is strongly suggested that he is physically and mentally abnormal. The bulk of the story is told from the viewpoints of other characters: V's admirer and apprentice Evey, a sixteen-year old match factory worker; Eric Finch, a world-weary policeman who is hunting V; and several contenders for power within the fascist party. V's destructive acts are morally ambiguous, and a central theme of the series is the rationalization of atrocities in the name of a higher goal, whether it is stability or freedom. The character is a mixture of an actual advocate of anarchism and the traditional stereotype of the anarchist as a terrorist and advocate of anarchy in the sense of chaos.
There are many references to the letter V and number 5 (which is V in Roman numerals). For example, V is seen reading and quoting from Thomas Pynchon's novel, V. and Beethoven's fifth symphony is featured. (The first four notes can be represented as the letter V in Morse code.) V always introduces himself with a five-syllable phrase: "You can call me V." The phrase, "Remember remember the fifth of November (fifth of November is another 5 syllables)" is also referenced; it is the first line of a nursery rhyme detailing the exploits of Guy Fawkes. The name of every chapter begins with the letter V. Also, "V" could stem from his past as the "Prisoner of Room Five", as later revealed in the series.
Also following the theme of numbers comes Evey, V's protege whose name has 4 letters. Her name also contains the name EVE who is the mother of God's new civilization. At the end of the series, Evey finishes V's final terrorist act, she destroys all forms of British authority, with the future uncertain. Like Eve of the bible, she gives way to a new society.
The series was Moore's first use of the densely detailed narrative and multiple plot lines that would feature heavily in Watchmen. The backgrounds of panels are often crammed with clues and red herrings; literary allusions and wordplay are prominent in the chapter titles and in V's speech (which always takes the form of iambic pentameter, a poetic meter reliant on five stressed syllables per line).
The structure of the book also bears a resemblence to Gaston Leroux's Phantom of the Opera, with several direct parallels. The Shadow Gallery doubles for the Phantom's Lair, and Evey's abduction and education mirrors that of Christine Daae's

Saturday, February 25, 2006

This is so weird.

I have recently been e-mailed this link. Is it a warning that we overlooked? Is it a small flaw? Is it a sign? Or is it a coincidence? Whatever it is, it's scary as heck.

Where I Live



That's where I live: Hinsdale, IL. It's a suburb of Chicago in DuPage county. This is a picture of the Biondi shoe store (corner). Around there is an Einstein's Bagels; the old Hinsdale Theater; a Starbucks; a Gap; Ethel's Chocolates; a Chinese restaurant called Jade Dragon; Zingelman's Hot Dogs (the local fast-food joint); a news agency (which is just a fancy word for newsstand/candy shop); two hair salons; a Blockbuster; a Corner Bakery; an actual bakery; a florist; two fur shops; a ski shop; a sub sandwich place; a golf store; a library; and two gas stations.

Friday, February 24, 2006

Another Patro-ism

During the 1500 meter speed skating with Chad Hedrick and Shani Davis the other day: "I don't know who to root for: the Chicagoan or the good guy."

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Review: Date Movie **1/2

This movie can be compared to seeing a monkey smoke a cigarette: it's funny at first, but gradually gets old after about a half hour. It's a parody of My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers, and Hitch, along with about twenty other tinier parodies. It's about a big fat girl named Julia who works at her parent's Greek coffee shop. (An interesting note on her family: her father's black, her mother's Indian, and her sister's a Japanese Future Sarcastic. The funny part is that she specifically states that no one in her family has ever dated out of their culture.) She runs in to a pretty-boy English guy named Grant, who then leaves bizarrely. For help, she finds a date doctor named Hitch (who's a midget) who gives her a Pimp My Ride style makeover. After the makeover, guess what? She turns into Willow from Buffy! Anyway, she goes on a reality-dating show where Grant is the prize! What a coincidence! She wins and goes on a date with him to A Restaurant (yes, you heard me, A Restaurant). They see each other's parents and eventually Grant proposes.
The best man is Grant's hottie ex-fiancee Andy (yes, you heard me, best man) who is actually plotting to split Grant and Julia. As much as guys might want to see this movie, I still think it should be considered a romantic comedy. As much as I liked the Scary Movie franchise, this one is not on my "Buy" list.

Saturday, February 18, 2006

Transcript for U.S. vs. Libby case

This is the transcript for the U.S. v. Lewis Libby case. You can read it all here. Acrobat Reader required.

Hat tip: Crooks and Liars

Types of cows.

If a communist has two cows, he gives both to the government, and the government sells him some of the milk.If a Socialist has two cows, he gives both to the government, and the government gives him some of the milk.If a Nazi has two cows, the government shoots him, and takes both cows.If a Capitalist has two cows, he sells one and buys a bull.If a New dealist has two cows, he kills one, milks the other, and throws away the milk.If a Liberalist has two cows, he sells them to the rich, then taxes them one cow and gives it to the poor.If a Conservatist has two cows, he locks them up and charges people to look at them.If an Atheist has two cows, he doesn't believe it.If a Taoist has two cows, he lets them wander off.If a Platonist has two cows, he looks for two others to milk.If a Aristocrat has two cows, he sells them and buys one big one.If a Pacifist has two cows, they stampede him.If a government worker has two cows, he can't sell them, fire them, or even label them as cows.If a Hillary Clinton has two cows, she robs the ranches and gives everyone two cows. If she doesn't have enough, she gives them bull.

Friday, February 17, 2006

The Best Dumb Blond Joke Ever

It truly is...
The Best Blonde Joke Ever.

Update: The link above doesn't work. Try this link instead.

Update: Muslim Cartoons

In Pakistan, there is a reward for the cartoonist who printed the Mohammed cartoons. He is in more danger now than ever before.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Fun Things To Do At A Drive-Thru

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for.
3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.
4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.
5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels.
6. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you're in.
7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on.
8. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box.
10. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, "May I take your order?"
12. When asked if they can take your order say, "Why, can I take yours?"
13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you. 14. Pretend your car has broken down. Ask for assistance moving it. When they come out, drive away.
15. Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
16. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.
17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it.
19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.
20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Iran Nuclear Program

I've read this and my heart sunk:
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was speaking in Tehran on Saturday four days after the U.N. Security Council formally received notification about Iran and its nuclear program from the International Atomic Energy Agency, opening the door toward potential sanctions.
The crisis has mounted since the Islamic republic last month removed U.N. seals from its equipment and said it was beginning nuclear research for peaceful purposes.
Western nations successfully pushed for Iran to be reported to the Security Council for failing to convince the world its atomic scientists were working on exclusively on power stations, and not on bombs.
After the IAEA vote Iran ended its cooperation with the agency and said it would commence enrichment activities and halt snap inspections while still leaving open the possibility of further discussion.
"So far, the Islamic Republic of Iran has been after nuclear research based on the NPT and within the rules of the IAEA (International Atomic Energy Agency), but if you want to violate the Iranians' right with the same regulations, you should know that the Iranians would revise their policies," Ahmadinejad told tens of thousands of cheering Iranians assembled in a square in Tehran to celebrate the 27th anniversary of the Islamic Revolution.
The crowd voiced its approval of Ahmadinejad's remarks with chants of "Nuclear technology is our inalienable right," Reuters reported.
The president said Iran was not going to make an sudden withdrawal from the NPT, as North Korea did, according to the news agency.
"We would still like to be patient, so do not try to wear down our patience," Reuters reported him as saying.
The president reiterated his claim that the Holocaust, in which 6 million Jews were killed during World War II, was a hoax, and said Zionists were behind the "insulting" publication in some European newspapers of cartoons depicting the Prophet Mohammed.
Some Muslims consider such depictions blasphemous.
Ahmadinejad aimed his most withering criticism regarding the cartoons at the Israelis: "I have said previously that, to a number of bullying European governments and to the great Satan, it is acceptable to insult the prophet, but it is not acceptable to question the legitimacy of the regime which has occupied Palestine and has usurped lands and blackmailed all Western governments and committed crimes and killed women and children and destroyed houses."
He added: "If you are looking for the Holocaust, the true Holocaust, you should look in Palestine," where "occupiers kill helpless people every day."
Or, he said, a Holocaust can also be found in Iraq.
But Ahmadinejad focused most of his remarks on the nuclear issue. Atomic energy was critical in the fields of science, agriculture and medicine, he said. "Having nuclear energy is essential for our country's progress," he said.
Ahmadinejad said his country's vast fossil fuel reserves "will come to an end soon" and that the nation is pursuing nuclear research for peaceful purposes only.
But "they have clearly told our nation that they don't want the Iranian nation to have the technology for nuclear energy and nuclear fuel," he said.
He said the real reason the issue was referred to the Security Council is because "they want to monopolize this precious energy so that, when other nations need it, they would give it to us at a high price and then give it to us drop by drop and impose political things on us."
About the Russian proposal to enrich uranium on Russian soil and then send it to Iran, Ahmadinejad was skeptical.
"There are not guarantees that you are going to stand by your commitments," he said, referring to the Russians.
But Iranians have their own ways of gaining an edge, he added. "Allah is our master. He helps us and he's not going to help you."

Friday, February 10, 2006

Tijuana Tortilla Terminology

Baggy-eyed Bolshevik: Jim Lehrer
Briefcase Mafia: trial lawyers
Bypassed Bolsheviks in Buicks: retired, retreat leftists known to haunt Palm Beach County, Florida.
Caesars of Hollywood: actors and actresses who move among us as if they were gods
Christophobia: the loathing and hatred of Christianityby bigoted, intolerant, secular leftists
Clipped-Hair, Mean-Faced Women: self evident
Coffee Cup Annan: the shameless, oil swilling leader of the U.N.
Compassionate Conservative: me
Condo Commies: wealthy socialists
Corned-Beef Commies: unhealthy, wealthy socialists
Crack Pants: pants worn by skinny middle-class kids who emulate gangbangers.
Crescent News Network: CNN
Demicans: Republicans who act like Democrats (e.g. Arlen Specter)
Demoncats: a euphemistic term for godless Democrats
Dodge City of Blogging: El Patro's Tijuana Tortilla
Dungism: a school for liberal art
Empty Skirt: a pancake-faced, teleprompter-reading leg-crosser in a newsroom
EPA: Environmental Propaganda Agency
The Grim Reefer Gang: advocates for medical marijuana
Government-Media Complex:unholy alliance between big government and media elites
Headcutters in Headscarves:evangelists who spread the religion of peace by cutting people to pieces
Hieroglyphics Set To A Beat: rap
Rev. Jesse Hijackson: pastor of The First Rainbow Church of Shakedowns
Hitler in a Dirty Nightshirt: Osama bin Laden
Hollywood Idiots: midless thespians from the Land of Make Believe
Illiberal: what "liberal" used to mean
Infidels: people who are reading this blog
Institutes of Lower Living:colleges where junior sheeple can get the finest illiberal education taxpayer money can buy
Islamofascists: dirty nightshirt-clad radical Muslims who hold a Koran in one hand and a bloody knife in the other
Kneejerk Conservatives: refelxive right-wingers who never ask "why?" when conservative leaders say "Drink the Kool-Aid"
Krapistan: any Turd World dunghole still stuck in the Middle Ages
Lexus Liberals: Kerry-brand politicians who despise the nation that made their wealth
Lunchroom Lenins: found mainly in Southern Florida near the early, early, early bird buffet.
Madeline Halfbright: former Secretary of Hate under Bill Clinton
Mushroom Boys: L.A. screenwriters
Nostrilman: Henry Waxman
Old York Times: the once-great Grey Lady, befouled by "Pinchy"Sulzberger's juvenile worldview
PBS: Palestine Broadcasting System
Pinchy Sulzberger: the left-leaning czar of the Old York Times and son ofArthur H. Sulzberger
Pot in Every Chicken: legalization of marijuana
Psychological Nudity: exposing the truth
Rat Boy: John Walker Lindh the so-called American Taliban, who stabbed America in the back
Republicrats: turn coat conservatives
Red Diaper Doper Babies:psychotic sixties leftovers who mixed too much Marx with their marijuana
Sheeple: the unthinking, gullible masses
Socialism: organized crime with an army
Spawning Like Shrimp: the swarming of illegal aliens at our southern border
Stand-Up Stalins: anti-American comedians
TNN: Taliban News Network (also known as CNN)

Thursday, February 09, 2006

The War In Mordor

If you're a Lord of the Rings fan you'll love this.

MINAS TIRITH (Gondor News Network) - Thousands of peace activists took to the streets of Minas Tirith and other cities of Middle Earth today to protest what they termed a rush to war with Mordor.
"We need more time for diplomacy," said a key member of the Middle-Earth Security Council, Saruman the White. "I am not convinced by the evidence presented by my esteemed colleague, Gandalf the Grey, or that the Dark Lord Sauron presents an imminent danger to the peoples of the West."
Many of the people protesting war in Mordor agreed with Saruman's remarks. "Sauron says he's destroyed his Rings of Mass Destruction (RMD) and that's good enough for me," said one fellow carrying a sign that said "Elrond is a Balrog." Another demonstrator urged, "Give the RMD inspectors more time. There's no reason to rush to any judgment just because Mount Doom is belching lava, the Dark Tower is rebuilt, and Osgiliath has been decimated." A third protester piped up, "I haven't heard a single bit of convincing evidence connecting the Nazgul with Sauron. I think they destroyed Osgiliath on their own initiative without any support from Sauron. Besides, it's understandable they're angry with Gondor. We haven't done nearly as much for the Orcs and Goblins and Easterlings as the Nazgul and Sauron have. It's understandable they throw their support to them. It's our own fault really."
As the protesters continued their march through the city, they chanted, "No blood for Mount Doom," voicing a common sentiment that the leaders of the Western peoples are really seeking to get their hands on the powerful Mount Doom, where the One Ring of Power was allegedly forged.
Gandalf the Grey was unavailable for comment. A spokesman said he was in an undisclosed underground location, which sources have revealed is codenamed "Moria."

Joke: How to cross a river

Once upon a time three Air Force Officers were walking through the woods and suddenly they were standing in front of a huge, wild river. But they desperately had to get to the other side. But how, with such a raging torrent? The first Officer knelt down and prayed to the Lord: “Lord, please give me the strength to cross this river! "
*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff* The Lord gave him long arms and strong legs. Now he could swim across the river. It took him about two hours and he almost drowned several times. BUT: he was successful!
The second Officer, who observed this, prayed to the Lord and said: “Lord, please give me the strength AND the necessary tools to cross this river!”
*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff* The Lord gave him a tub and he managed to cross the river despite the fact that the tub almost capsized a couple of times.
The third Officer who observed all this knelt down and prayed: “Lord, please give me the strength, the means and the intelligence to cross this river!”
*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff* The Lord converted the Officer into a Sergeant. The Sergeant took a quick glance on the map, walked a few meters upstream and crossed the bridge.

Joke: French Muslims

Ali and Mustapha are both panhandling at a Paris subway station. Ali is rich, he has a Ferrari, a nice appartment, vacations on Côte d'Azur, etc. Meanwhile, Mustapha is desperately poor."Ali, how come you can bring a bag full of 10 euro bills home every day?", asks Mustapha."You know, Mustapha, it is quite simple. Show me your sign. What did you write on it ?''"Well, I wrote that I have a wife, 6 children, no welfare, and no job"."Mustapha! You don't understand the French! Here is my secret. Look what I wrote on my sign: Need 10 euros to buy my ticket to Algeria".

Finally! I've found the Mohammed cartoons!











Enjoy them in all their hateful glory!

Update: Muslim Cartoons

The President has said that he will not tolerate the Muslim rioters and has asked other countries to do the same. More updates later.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

If WWII Had Been an Online Real Time Strategy Game

If World War Two had been an online Real Time Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this. If you don't get this, go to the bottom of the post.
*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler [AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*



For the history impaired, benny-tow is Benito Mussolini, the Axis dictator of Italy. Trum4n is President Harry Truman, who took over when Roosevelt died. paTTon is General George S. Patton, the American general. I can't remember who ToJo is, but he was on Japan's side. Churchill is Winston Churchill, the Prime Minister of Britain. Eisenhower is Dwight D. Eisenhower, the American general who later became President. Stalin is Joseph Stalin, the dictator of the U.S.S.R who was Allied. de Gualle is the French general and war hero Charles de Gualle. Roosevelt is President Franklin D. Roosevelt, who was crippled by polio.

Cartoons

I was going to post some of the Mohammed cartoons the Muslims are so angry about, but I can't find any at all. All the cowards who know nothing about the freedom of speech have deleted them from their sites. Well, I say Stand up America! Spit in the face of tyranny and oppression!

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Update: Muslim Cartoons

A Muslim religious cleric has just called upon the cartoonist to be executed! Remember him as a martyr who died for the freedom of speech. Wait for updates.

Update: Muslim Cartoons

The Danes are now appealing to the rioters, saying that they cannot harm diplomatic officials. More updates soon.

Monday, February 06, 2006

USS. Cole bomber on the loose

Remember my story about the ship blown up by the Muslims with C4? Well, the mastermind escaped from prison.SAN'A, Yemen — An Al Qaeda operative sentenced to death for plotting the USS Cole bombing that killed 17 sailors in 2000 was among a group of convicts who escaped from a Yemen prison last week, Interpol said Sunday in issuing a global security alert.
Officials set up checkpoints around the capital of
San'a, where the prison was located, to try to catch the escapees before they could flee to the protection of mountain tribes, according to a Yemeni security official speaking on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to talk to the press.
Some mountainous tribal areas are essentially outside the control of Yemen's central government, raising fears the fugitives could hide there before escaping the country.
The Yemeni government made no official comment Sunday.
Yemeni officials said
Jamal al-Badawi — a man convicted of plotting, preparing and helping carry out the Cole bombing — was among the fugitives, Interpol said. Al-Badawi was among those sentenced to death in September 2004 for plotting the attack, in which two suicide bombers blew up an explosives-laden boat next to the destroyer as it refueled in the Yemeni port of Aden on Oct. 12, 2000.
A Yemeni security official announced the escape of convicted Al Qaeda members Friday but did not provide any details or names. The official said only that the escapees had all had been sentenced last year on terrorism-related charges.Interpol said in a statement that at least 13 of the 23 escapees were convicted Al Qaeda fighters.
The convicts escaped via a 140-yard-long tunnel "dug by the prisoners and coconspirators outside," Interpol said. The Yemeni official said the prison was at the central headquarters of the country's military intelligence services in a building in the center of the capital.
Another of the 23 escapees was identified as
Fawaz Yahya al-Rabeiee, considered by Interpol to be one of those responsible for a 2002 attack on the French tanker Limburg off Yemen's coast. That attack killed a Bulgarian crew member and spilled 90,000 barrels of oil into the Gulf of Aden.
Al-Rabeiee also was convicted for an attack on a helicopter carrying
Hunt Oil Co. employees a month later and the detonation of explosions at a civil aviation authority building.
"We are closely monitoring the situation at this time and we will work with our domestic and international partners to actively pursue these dangerous terrorists,"
FBI Special Agent Richard Kolko said in Washington.
Interpol's urgent global security alert, known as an "orange notice," was issued "because the escape and unknown whereabouts of Al Qaeda terrorists constituted a clear and present danger to all countries," the statement said.
Secretary General Ronald Noble urged Yemen, the ancestral home of
Usama bin Laden, to provide names, photographs, fingerprints and other information about the suspects.
He called on the agency's 184 member states "to take all relevant precautionary measures both at and inside their borders" and to help Yemen locate and capture the fugitives.
Noble also said that unless the fugitives were tracked down, they possibly "will be able to travel internationally, to elude detection and to engage in future terrorist activity."
The escape came a day before the expected start of a trial of 15 people charged with involvement in terror operations in Yemen, including
Mohammed Hamdi al-Ahdal, another suspected plotter of the Cole and Limburg bombings.
The trial was postponed indefinitely.
Yemen was long a haven for Islamic militants. After the Sept. 11 attacks, the government aligned itself with the U.S.-led war on terrorism. But many diplomats and outside experts have raised questions about Yemen's cooperation and inability to control tribal areas.

Update: Muslim Cartoons

Four people have now been killed in the riots. Keep coming for more updates.

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Cartoons










Joke: "They're all the same to me."

In a bar, a Jewish guy walks up to a Chinese guy and punches him so hard he spills his beer and breaks one of the tiles on the floor. "That was for Pearl Harbor!" says the Jewish guy. The Chinese guy says,"The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor."
"Japanese, Chinese, they're all the same to me." The Chinese guy then grabs a barstool and smacks the Jew in the face. "That was for the Titanic!" The Jewish guy says,"The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg." Then the Chinese guy replies," Iceberg, Goldberg, they're all the same to me."

A very strange thing

A very strange thing just happened to me. For some reason, I was able to go on Blogger but whenever I tried to view my blog it didn't work! I have no idea how it happened, only that it was very strange.

Saturday, February 04, 2006

Muslim Cartoons

Earlier today during one of my hazy Internet browsing escapades I came upon some Danish cartoons featuring Mohammed. They protrayed him being carried off to prison, wearing a rather revealing pair of Speedos and other such embarassing scenes. Obviously the Muslim community is outraged at this and are causing violent unrest in Copenhagen and other major cities. Which is very bad news because now the Danes are under a real violent threat because of some stupid cartoons. If you think the French riots were bad, this is worse. Muslims (mostly Syrians) are actually burning things and rioting. It's very scary for Danes and Americans because it shows what the fanatics can do. If they find just one small reason they will kill. It is a very depressing story. Wait for updates, or go to this website

Friday, February 03, 2006

Great blog: Bird Talk
If you are a birdwatcher or just plain like birds, you should check out this blog. Facts, trivia, and other stuff about birds included. Highly recommended.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Great blog: LA FAN
He writes about Weezer, about the Lakers, about the Sox and his band SHOELACE. Highly recommended.
Great blog: About Rachel
She writes about her surprisingly interesting life, from her Canadian vacation to her basketball tournament. Highly recommended.
Great blog: tj
He writes about rappers, video games, cartoons, sports, and shoes. Highly recommended.
Great blog: stardestroyer
It's only pictures, but still good. Highly recommended.
Great blog: Inventor3
It's administrated by a mysterious person known only as The Inventor. He writes about cats, about synonyms and about "fooling around on the Internet". Highly recommended.




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