Tagged... AGAIN!!!

Nicole got me this time.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 24 and find line 5:
“…and swung down the flaps.” Eragon by Christopher Paolini
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what do you find?
My printer.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
A documentary about the Salem witch trials on The History Channel.
4. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Nothing.
5. When did you last step outside?
I just went to Costco about a half hour ago.
6. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Erm... does the computer count?
7. What are you wearing?
Khaki slacks, a Guess sweatshirt that says "Forward" on it, and my "El Cheapo Motel" graphic t-shirt. No, it's not a coincidence...
8. Did you dream last night?
Yes. I dreamed that I was in the movie Goldfinger taking James Bond's place on the laser/operating table thingy. "No, Mr. Patro, I expect you to die!"
9. When did you last laugh?
Today, clicking on the link on my last post. It's awesome!
10. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
An autographed poster from the artist Peter Max's Leningrad exhibit in '91. I'm kinda surprised the Russkies let him in, as he's very patriotic. An autographed Joe Montana plaque thingy is also there, along with Peter Max's poster for Super Bowl XXX.
11. Seen anything weird lately?
Maybe. The government told me not to talk about it.
12. What do you think of this quiz?
I'm shaking with glee.
In case you couldn't ell, I was being sarcastic.
13. What is the last film you saw?
To quote Nicole: "It was V for Vendetta and I enjoyed it thoroughly, thank you very much."

The funniest Internet cartoon thing ever!

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