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Brain teaser: (if you can solve it in a comment, you feel good) A man escaping from death row has three doors to choose from. The first is full of blazing flames, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in three years. Which one is safest?

Another one: Why do dogs like sticking their heads out of car windows but hate it when people blow on their noses?

Here's a an enveloping enchilada: why doesn't glue dry when it stays in the bottle?

I was just reading one of the Harry Potter books, and there are some things I don't really get. You have your basic Houses: Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw that are made up of halfway decent people, and then you have Slytherin which is TOTALLY EVIL PEOPLE!!! I mean, don't they have Wizard's Juvy or something?