Brain teaser: A man pushes his car up to a hotel and tells the owner he's bankrupt. What's going on? (You have to solve it in a comment.)

A while ago, this animal rights group was protesting the sale of fish! Why? Guess what? Fish have rights. Fish have feelings. If that's the most stupid thing you've ever heard, I'm right beside you. "How would you feel if someone stuck a hook up your mouth?" says the group's leader. "You wouldn't hook a cat or a dog." Exactly. Because we don't even eat them! God created animals for companionship and for food. Don't believe me? Take a look at Genesis 9: 2-3. Benjamin Franklin, who was a vegetarian himself once, was at the docks once when he saw someone gutting a fish. In the fish's stomach there were several smaller fish. So, "if you eat each other, I don't see why we mayn't eat you."

" Don't want to be an American idiot/ don't want a nation under the new media/ can you hear the sound of hysteria?/ the subliminal mind 'bleep' America./... Maybe I'm the faggot, America/ I'm not part of a redneck agenda/ everybody do the propaganda/ and sing along to the edge of paranoia/ .../ don't wanna be an American idiot/ in a nation controlled by the media/information age of hysteria/ is going out to idiot America." -- Green Day

A year or so ago, there was a ship. The ship was almost a pioneer. It had incredibly thick armor and other such weapons. It cost billions. One day, some terrorists bought a rubber raft at Wal-Mart or somewhere. They set out towards the ship with fifty pounds of C4. When it exploded, the ship wasn't sunk, but getting there. So a young sailor got on his mounted machine gun and prepared to fire at a second raft. His commanding officer told him to stand down! I mean, what if they were selling pita bread? What if they were tourists who wanted a picture with the crew? (If you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic.)Also, most of the sailors guns weren't even loaded! If we're fighting a war with guns that don't fire, I don't know what this world is coming to.

I saw the Narnia movie yesterday, and my dad didn't think it had a religious subtext, and that they said that to get all the pacifists and stuff to see it. Anyone with two eyes and a brain could see he's wrong.