El Patro, Banner, and Poll makes three!

We got a poll in da house! There will be a new one every week, so start voting! Also.... instead of a blog description, I have a banner courtesy of Sloganizer. It has a new slogan for Tijuana Tortilla every 30 seconds. Now that's efficiency! If you don't like the style, let me know and I'll change it. El Patro, signing off.

Back by popular demand

I've gotten a lot of e-mails asking for more Red vs. Blue, so here is episodes 2-5. Here's the first one too in case you missed it.

The Last Stand

So I saw it today. I don't see why critics are giving a bad rap. I think it's a good movie, with only some corny dialogue and this extremely gay dude.

Other than that it's excellent. The movie begins with the future Magneto and the not-yet-wheelchair-bound Professor Charles Xavier interviewing young Jean Grey. They invite her to bea student at "Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters", the boarding school where mutantslearn to use their powers. It then cuts ten years later to Mr. Gay up there trying to saw his wings off. It then goes on to reveal a "cure" for mutation. Magneto and his Brotherhood are against it, as are the X-Men. Only Magneto wants to kill people and blow up stuff to make his point. Also, Jean Grey is reborn as The Phoenix, her dual-personality ten times more powerful as her old self. Obviously she cannot control it, and ends up killing Cyclops and a few others. I can't really say any more without putting a big SPOILER ALERT!!! on top, so you have to see it yourself now!

A momentous occasion

I, El Patro, author of Tijuana Tortilla, have just celebrated his 1000th visitor.

GO ME!!!!!!

It's that time of year again.....

Tara has just published her June calendar. Here it is, hot off the press:
1. Morgan Freeman's and Oscar the Grouch's Birthday
2. Bring in Bagels for the Office Day
3. Cliff Appreciation Day
4. Angeline Jolie's Birthday
5. Paper and Pen Day (Write blog entries on paper, scan and post them) I can't do this one because I don't have a scanner.
6. "The Omen" (reborn in theatres today - 6/6/06)
7. First Day Ice Cream Was Sold in the U.S. (June 7, 1786)
8. Stub Your Toe Day
9. Metal Mania Day
10. National Yo-Yo Day/Tara Lipinski's Birthday (born this day in 1982)
11. Gene Wilder's Birthday (born this day in 1935)/Full Moon
12. List More Simple Pleasures Day
13. Insult Intolerance Day (aka Tell Someone to "Screw off" Day)
14. Trekking day (Walk to Work Day) /Flag Day
15. Bring an Insect to Work Day
16. Pretend You're 80 Day, Capt Georg Von Trapp Appreciation Day
17. Martyn Appreciation Day
18. Don't Use Your Computer Day/Father's Day
19. Favorite Artist(s) Day.
20. Geography Day (Where in the world would you like to live and why)
21. Bridge Day/First Day of Summah!
22. Your Favorite Channel Day (TV, radio, cable, satellite whatever)
23. Sweets Day
24. Treat Yourself Day (20 dollar/pound limit)
25. El Patro's Birthday
26. Deer in the Headlights Day
27. Nachos and Cheese Day
28. Fine Wine Day
29. Nephew and Niece Appreciation Day
30. Useless Trivia Day/Superman's Birthday