Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Sultry Seven
My sultry seven words are: It was much worse than last time.
Thursday, April 06, 2006
Halo explained SPOILER WARNING!!

The story begins with Captain Jacob Keyes, whose ship, the Pillar of Autumn, just made a blind jump into faster-than-light travel, called Slipspace. They were escaping the bombardment of the human colony Reach by the villains, a religious alien race called the Covenant whose sole goal is to exterminate the human race in a holy vendetta.
The Autumn is now near a gas giant called Threshold and its moon, Basis. They have found a large ring-shaped structure near it. Keyes is conversing with Cortana, a foot tall purple holographic woman who is the ship's AI and has control over all of its functions. Unfortunately, it seems that the Covenant have caught up with the ship. Keyes orders initiation of the Cole Protocol, a safeguard designed to lead the Covenant away from Earth should a human ship become a captive. It involves purging all evidence of Earth and her colonies from the ship's mainframe, and if it is captured the ship automatically self-destructs.
Keyes also orders all hands to get suited for combat in case of boarders. Meanwhile, in the ship's cryo bay, a pair of personnel get orders from Cortana to "unseal the Hushed Casket". That is where the Master Chief, the playable character in the game, lies in cryo-sleep. The last of a failed experiment to create super-soldiers codenamed SPARTANs, the Master Chief was kidnapped by the military at six years old and has undergone brutal training and surgical augmentation giving him heightened strength, intelligence, speed, and bone hardness.
The Chief is awakened while the Covenant are boarding the ship. He goes to the bridge and meets with Captain Keyes, who puts Cortana into his Mark V MJOLNIR armor. The Chief leaves the Autumn on an escape pod while Keyes attempts to land the ship on the ring structure.
The Chief also lands and rescues the surviving Marines via dropship pickup. However, Captain Keyes is captured by the Covenant and is taken prisoner aboard a Covenant cruiser known as The Truth and Reconciliation.
The Chief, along with a strike force of Marines, rescue him. While in captivity, Keyes recalls a group of guards discussing the ring. He heard that it was known as Halo and was presumably a weapon with ultimate power. Keyes tells the Chief to try to find Halo's Control Center before the Covenant, as they might use Halo to wipe out the human race.
Cortana hacks into the Covenant battle-net where she learns the location of The Silent Cartographer, a map room that points the way to the Control Room. The Chief and the Marines find the map room, and make their way to the Control Room.
Meanwhile, Keyes trys to find a Covenant weapons cache that could be useful for the war effort. While at the Control Room, Cortana tells the Chief to stop Keyes from finding the cache without a clear reason. It turns out that Keyes and the Marines accidentally released a race of parasitic life-forms known as the Flood, which reproduce using small infection forms that borrow into your body and tap into your spinal cord, turning you into a Flood form.
Chief finds a video recording proving all of it. He eventually escapes the cache and runs into a small floating blue robot who introduces himself as 343 Guilty Spark, who is the Monitor of Installation 04, presumably Halo. He says that Halo is supposed to completely annihilate the Flood, and, for reasons unknown, calls the Master Chief a Reclaimer. He teleports the Chief to a facility called the Library where he is supposed to find the Index, the key for activating Halo. The Chief fights his way to it and is teleported to the Control Room. Before the Monitor can activate Halo, Cortana, who is still inside Halo's systems, purges the Index form the system and stores it in her memory core. She reveals to the Chief that Halo doesn't kill Flood: it kills their food. That's humans, Covenant, all sentient life. The Monitor lied to him.
Now the Monitor and his Sentinels, floating robots with laser beams, are trying to stop the Chief from stopping the Monitor, who has found a secondary way to activate the ring. Fortunately, the Chief and Cortana do stop the Monitor. Cortana finds out that, once again, Captain Keyes has been captured and is held aboard the Truth and Reconciliation, except this time he is being assimilated into the Flood. Cortana teleports the Chief onto the ship, which is almost completely Flood-infected, where Keyes dies.
However, the Chief is able to remove Keyes' neural implants, allowing him to initiate the Pillar of Autumn's self-destruct sequence, which is halted by the Monitor. Needless to say, the Autumn is also Flood-infected. The Chief goes to the Engineering bay where he manages to re-initiate the self-destruct sequence, allowing him to escape just as Halo, the Flood, and the Covenant armada still on the ring are completely obliterated.
Coming up: Halo 2 explained.
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Google in funny languages
Keywords people have used to get to my site
coca-cola
coke blak
and
norsefire (the totalitarian regime discussed in my "V for Vendetta" post)
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Coke Blak: The Verdict
I have recently seen a few articles discussing the new drink which came out yesterday. Here is one of them:
It's Coke with coffee, double the caffeine, and half the calories
Coke BlaK, introducted April 3, sells for up to $2 per bottle.
Up to now, the French have sipped a Coca-Cola product not found on U.S. grocery shelves: Coke BlaK, a grown-up soft drink that combines the fizzy flavors of Coke with coffee. On April 3, Coke BlaK was introduced throughout the U.S. Billed as a "carbonated fusion beverage," it has roughly double the caffeine and half the calories of regular Coke, and it is sweetened with high fructose corn syrup and two artificial sweeteners: aspartame and acesulfame potassium. Each 8-oz. bottle has 45 calories; regular Coke has 100. At $1.70 to $2 per bottle, Coke BlaK is a lot pricier than a can of regular Coke. But how does it taste? We asked four of our experienced taste testers to compare in a blind test the U.S. and French versions of Coke BlaK, plus regular Coca-Cola Classic. The differences between the U.S. and French versions are unmistakable. The U.S. Coke BlaK is sweeter and has more caramel-like flavoring, similar to Coca-Cola Classic. The coffee flavor is a bare whiff. The French version, by contrast, has a more pronounced coffee flavor, which better balances the cola flavor. The French version lists sugar in place of the high fructose corn syrup, which can affect the flavor. For the U.S. market, the sleek, contemporary can of the French Coke BlaK was replaced by a more familiar curvy Coca-Cola bottle silhouette. Cola tinged with coffee is not a new concept. In the mid-1990s, Pepsi Kona, Java Cola, and Café Cola were introduced, each trying to excite a flat market for carbonated beverages. All failed. Possibly in an effort to chase the coffeehouse crowd, Coke decided to give it another go, starting in France earlier this year. Bottom line: If you like the idea of a hint of coffee with your Coke, you might give this a try. But if you're looking for more coffee with your cola, you'll be disappointed with Coke BlaK--unless you buy it in France.
A fellow blogger, Nicole, had this to say about Blak. Sadly, I seem to be the only one who's actually tried it. Here is my review.
Coke Blak is almost a perfect unison of coffee and Coca-Cola. While the Coke does overpower the coffee, it still gives out a pleasant hazlenut-like aura. It does have twice the caffeine, but also only 45 calories. It's available at Target.
Sunday, April 02, 2006
Tagged... AGAIN!!!
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 24 and find line 5:
“…and swung down the flaps.” Eragon by Christopher Paolini
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what do you find?
My printer.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
A documentary about the Salem witch trials on The History Channel.
4. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Nothing.
5. When did you last step outside?
I just went to Costco about a half hour ago.
6. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Erm... does the computer count?
7. What are you wearing?
Khaki slacks, a Guess sweatshirt that says "Forward" on it, and my "El Cheapo Motel" graphic t-shirt. No, it's not a coincidence...
8. Did you dream last night?
Yes. I dreamed that I was in the movie Goldfinger taking James Bond's place on the laser/operating table thingy. "No, Mr. Patro, I expect you to die!"
9. When did you last laugh?
Today, clicking on the link on my last post. It's awesome!
10. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
An autographed poster from the artist Peter Max's Leningrad exhibit in '91. I'm kinda surprised the Russkies let him in, as he's very patriotic. An autographed Joe Montana plaque thingy is also there, along with Peter Max's poster for Super Bowl XXX.
11. Seen anything weird lately?
Maybe. The government told me not to talk about it.
12. What do you think of this quiz?
I'm shaking with glee.
In case you couldn't ell, I was being sarcastic.
13. What is the last film you saw?
To quote Nicole: "It was V for Vendetta and I enjoyed it thoroughly, thank you very much."
The funniest Internet cartoon thing ever!
Thursday, March 30, 2006
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
I have been tagged.
1) What were you doing 10 Years Ago?
Working part-time at a McDonald's.
2) 5 Years Ago?
Writing freelance articles for TIME magazine under the pseudonym Dr. Benedict St. Smythe.
3) 1 Year Ago?
I was in Kuwait for a very, very brief time.Not as a soldier, if that's what you're thinking though. It was the worst spring break ever.
4) Five snacks you enjoy:
Italian beef sandwiches, Krispy Kreme donuts, Maxwell Street Polish Sausage, Chicago style hotdogs, and my very own patented, space-age, out of this world moon waffles (a waffle with caramel and liquid smoke cooked inside wrapped around a stick of butter).
5) Five songs I know by heart but wish I didn’t:-
Dukes of Hazzard theme song, Popular from Wicked, I Feel Pretty from West Side Story, Beautiful by Christina Aguilera, and Let's Rock With The Sox, which always seems to get me beaten up by Cubs fans. Can't we all just get along?
6) Five things I would do with a LOT of money:
Buy a multimillion dollar mansion in Tijuana, become mayor of Tijuana, rig every boxing match, horse race, and masked wrestling fight to get even MORE money, buy the world, and buy every Star Wars prop on the market. Hey, I must appease the nerd inside of me...
7) Five things I would never wear:-
Clown shoes, a Monopoly-style top hat, a bikini, a Cubs cap, and high heels.
8) Five things I should never have worn:
One of those big novelty cowboy hats, jazz shoes, a grass skirt, a kilt, and a Sox cap in a North Side bar.
9) Five things I enjoy doing:
Blogging, playing video games, staying awake all night, Jeet Kun Do, and gunplay. Really.
10) Five bad habits:- Breaking bones on reflex, knuckle cracking, chewing in my sleep, singing "so take off all your clothes" when someone says "It's getting hot in here", and blasting AC/DC music
11) Five people that must fill this out:
Sonia
Scottage
Renegade Eye
Miles
Melissa
Black-White, the creepiest show of the year.
Move over MI:3 and X-Men 3, here comes Snakes on a Plane!
V for Vendetta movie: What a relief! Score: 4/5
Evey Hammond, a young woman who breaks curfew, is caught on the street by members of the secret police, known as "fingermen." They are about to rape Evey when a man dressed in black, wearing a Guy Fawkes mask and armed with a set of daggers, intervenes by either incapacitating or killing the fingermen. The man introduces himself to Evey as V and takes her to a London rooftop to show her an event. As the clock strikes midnight on the fifth of November, Tchaikovsky's "1812 Overture" begins playing through the city's PA system and the citizens of London go outside, astounded, to listen to the symphony. In the symphony's climax, The Old Bailey is blown up in a spectacular display of fireworks.
The Norsefire regime, the totalitarian regime of Britain headed by High Chancellor Sutler, explains the destruction of The Old Bailey as a voluntary act of emergency demolition on the part of the government. The police are also dispatched to find Evey, who was identified based on closed-circuit television images showing her in the company of V.
The next day, V takes control of the state controlled British Television Network (BTN) by threatening to bomb it. V plays a recorded message in which he declares that he was responsible for the destruction of the Old Bailey, and urges the populace to take a look at their government and rise up with him a year from today (November 5th), when he will destroy the Parliament building. Coincidentally, Evey works at the BTN. The police under Chief Inspector Eric Finch arrive at the BTN originally with the intent of arresting Evey, but ends up dealing with V instead. V is soon stopped by Lt. Dominic at gunpoint, but Evey maces the officer. Evey is rendered unconscious by the detective, who is himself subdued by V. V takes the unconscious Evey with him.
Evey awakens in V's underground lair, which is richly stocked with literature and works of art that he has "liberated" from the censors. He explains to her that she will need to remain with him for the next year, because even the limited information she has about him could conceivably allow the police to locate his den.
V begins killing people, starting with Lewis Prothero, the Norsefire talking head. Finch tries to deduce V's identity based on his victim selection. Finch begins to suspect a cover-up, as the victims all appear to be tied to a former detention facility, whose records are conspicuously absent from the government archives. Evey spends an indeterminate amount of time with V, learning, among other things, that he has been heavily scarred in a fire. She eventually volunteers to assist V in one of his missions, apparently in order to escape. She dresses as a young girl to gain access to a bishop, making V's assault possible, but Evey flees when V attacks the man. She hides with Gordon Dietrich, one of her former superiors at BTN, whom Evey had planned to meet before she was attacked at the beginning of the film. He shows her his collection of contraband and reveals that he is a closeted homosexual who has been forced underground by the Norsefire regime; he tells her that if his house is ever searched, the charge of harboring a fugitive will be the least of his problems, and invites her to stay.
Finch's investigation proceeds, albeit slowly. Speaking with the coroner about one of V's victims, he mentions that V has been leaving a rose with each victim. Recalling that the coroner had once been a botanist, he shows her one of the flowers. She appears rattled, but passes it off by saying that she had thought that breed of rose extinct. At night she is awakened by the appearance of V in her bedroom; she knows V's identity and apologizes to him before V kills her. Finch, having just discovered that the last surviving senior officer from the detention facility is actually the coroner, hurries to her home, but arrives too late to save her. Finch finds and reads her diary, and brings it to the Norsefire council, where Sutler commands him to destroy it and forget its contents. The diary tells the story of the detention camp's medical experiments, which were focused on germ warfare. Almost all of the prisoners died from the experiments. But one, housed in cell "V" (in Roman numerals), not only survived but appeared to gain unusual strength and agility. He apparently destroys the camp through some type of explosion and escapes.
Gordon produces an episode of his show that mocks both the V plot and the Chancellor, reasoning that his popularity will protect him from any truly dreadful consequences. When the police raid his house anyway and attack Gordon, Evey escapes, but is captured by a man in a police commando's uniform. She is held prisoner, shaved, tortured, and interrogated for information concerning V but refuses to divulge anything. She derives strength from a letter she finds hidden in the cell wall. It is the autobiography of Valerie, a former prisoner incarcerated and presumably executed for being a lesbian. When given one last chance to inform on V to escape her execution, Evey says she'd prefer to die.
I have had a strict "no spoiler" policy on my site for a long time. The rest is for you to find out.
Friday, March 24, 2006
Peaceniks against the troops who rescued them

Spurred by a tip from a detainee, a multinational military force stormed a house in western Baghdad early today and rescued two Canadians and a Briton who had been held hostage by a shadowy guerrilla group for nearly four months.
James Loney, 41, and Harmeet Singh Sooden, 32, both from Canada; and Norman Kember, 74, from Britain, were discovered bound and sequestered in a house in a residential district of the capital, officials reported. The three were whisked to the fortified Green Zone and debriefed by the authorities but did not address the media, officials said.
The men, all activists working for Christian Peacemaker Teams, had been captured Nov. 26 along with an American colleague, Tom Fox, 54, of Clear Brook, Va., whose body was discovered March 9 wrapped in plastic and dumped on a trash pile in western Baghdad. Mr. Fox had been tortured, handcuffed and shot, the police said.
Today's rescue, by a force that included American and British troops, was one of the few times that military action in Iraq has played a decisive role in a hostage release.
But within an hour of the event, a surge of four car bombings, including a suicide attack, struck Baghdad, killing at least 23 people, wounding at least 48 and tempering the military's euphoria from the morning's exceptional success.
The attacks followed five days in which there had been no incidents in the capital involving car bombs, suicide car bombs or suicide attackers wearing vests packed with explosives, according to an American military spokesman, who insisted that the relative lull was a result of expanded security operations in Baghdad.
But the convergence of the devastating attacks, coming within about four hours of one another, suggested that the guerrillas' ability to operate in the capital remained unfettered.
"As you're well aware, today he surged," acknowledged Maj. Gen. Rick Lynch, a senior military spokesman, using his preferred pronoun to describe the amorphous insurgency. "He still has that capability."
Military commanders jealously guarded details of the morning's rescue operation, saying they did not want to compromise ongoing operations. Among the scant information General Lynch offered in a press briefing, he said a detainee captured Wednesday night had provided the authorities with information that guided them to the house where the three hostages were being held. The captives were found unguarded, their kidnappers having vanished, General Lynch said.
Jack Straw, the British foreign secretary, said Mr. Kember was in "reasonable" condition and the two Canadians had to be hospitalized.
More than 200 foreigners, including many citizens of Arab nations, have been abducted since the American invasion in spring 2003, some by criminal gangs seeking a ransom and others by insurgents trying to compel foreign governments to cut ties to Iraq. About 50 of those captives have been confirmed as killed, some in ghoulish videotaped beheadings, and about 20 are still missing, including the American reporter Jill Carroll, who was kidnapped on Jan. 7.
Abductions of Westerners peaked in late 2004, forcing many foreigners here to adopt stricter security measures, including sharply curtailed travel and the fortifying of homes and offices. Others simply left the country.
Militant Shiite opponents of the American-led foreign presence in Iraq are widely believed to have committed at least two high-profile kidnappings of Westerners, both journalists, but most abductions, including those of the Christian peace workers, have been by Sunni-led rebel groups seeking to drive foreigners out of the country.
Among other cases in which the military helped to secure a hostage release, American forces, responding to a tip from an Iraqi detainee, rescued two hostages, an American and an Iraqi, from an isolated farmhouse south of Baghdad last September. The American, Roy Hallums, had been working as a contractor for a Saudi Arabian company when he was kidnapped in 2004.
Last June, Iraqi troops raided a house in Baghdad and freed an Australian hostage, Douglas Wood, from nearly seven weeks of captivity. But according to some officials, the troops had been conducting a routine search operation and had stumbled across Mr. Wood by accident. Other captives have been discovered in vehicles in routine checks at roadblocks, officials said.
Jack Straw, the British foreign secretary, said in a statement that the rescue operation today was a multinational effort involving British troops and followed "weeks and weeks of very careful work by military and coalition personnel in Iraq, and many civilians as well."
The Rev. Alan Betteridge, president of the Baptist Peace Fellowship and a friend of Mr. Kember's for more than 40 years, told the BBC that "it's tremendously good and so unexpected after the killing of Tom Fox a couple of weeks ago, when we really did fear that each one would be killed eventually."
Christian Peacemaker Teams, which is based in Chicago and Toronto and grew out of a collection of churches including the Mennonites and the Quakers, sends groups of Christians to conflict zones around the world to promote peace and human rights. The four activists had been captured while driving to meet with Sunni Arab leaders in western Baghdad.
The captors had periodically released videotapes of the men and renewed their threats to kill them. In early March, a videotape emerged showing three of the men, but not Mr. Fox.
The eruption of car bombings today began about 9 a.m. when a car packed with explosives was detonated in Karada, an upscale neighborhood, as a police patrol passed by, an official with the Interior Ministry said. One civilian was wounded.
An hour later, someone triggered a charge planted in a vehicle parked in the predominantly Sunni Arab neighborhood of Adhamiya, the official said. The explosion, which apparently targeted a passing police patrol, killed three police officers and wounded five others.
About an hour later, a suicide bomber detonated a car packed with explosives at the entrance to the headquarters of the Interior Ministry's major crimes unit in central Baghdad, killing 10 police officers and 5 civilians and wounding 32 others, including police officers and civilians, the ministry official reported.
Five other people were killed and 10 were wounded, according to the authorities, when a second car bomb exploded at about 1:15 p.m. near an outdoor market and a Shiite mosque in western Baghdad.
This story is so crazy. These "activists" didn't even want soldiers to save them. Instead, they had to be rescued through grassroots political means. Peh! I've had enough of this guys.
Hat tip: The New York Times
Thursday, March 23, 2006
Coke Blak: Disgusting?
Coca-Cola Blak to Hit Shelves Soon
Coca-Cola’s newest drink, Coca-Cola Blak, is scheduled to be officially released on April 3rd. The drink, which we have mentioned before, is a blend of classic Coke and coffee “essence.” The company is trying to market the uniqueness of the product, but similar blends have been released in the past and have failed.
In 1994, for example, Pepsi began to test market a soda called Pepsi Kona. It tasted more like coffee than soda and consumers were not thrilled. Back in 1995, Starbucks partnered with Pepsi and began to market a coffee product called Mazagran. It was a lightly carbonated iced coffee beverage and it, too, flopped. Customers were willing to try it once, based on the Starbucks name alone, but the drink was not enough to encourage repeat sales. The question is whether it was the carbonation or the coffee that put consumers off the original drink. Since coffee sales have boomed, one can only assume that the combination of coffee and carbonation has not previously been held in high regard by consumers.
Hat tip: nicoleMart, one of the more interesting blogs around.
Friday, March 17, 2006
The Most Illustrious Order of St. Patrick
The Most Illustrious Order of Saint Patrick is an order of chivalry associated with Ireland. The Order was created in 1783 by George III. The regular creation of knighthoods of St Patrick lasted until 1922, when most of Ireland became independent as the Irish Free State. While the Order technically still exists, no knighthood of St Patrick has been created since 1934, and the last surviving knight, Prince Henry, Duke of Gloucester, died in 1974. The Queen however remains the Sovereign of the Order, and one officer, Ulster King of Arms, who is now Norroy and Ulster King of Arms, also survives. The patron saint of the Order is St Patrick. Its motto is Quis separabit?, or Latin for "Who will separate us?"; an allusion to the Vulgate translation of Romans 8:35, "Who shall separate us from the love of Christ?"
Most British orders of chivalry cover the entire kingdom, but the three most exalted ones each pertain to one constituent nation only. The Order of St Patrick, which pertains to Ireland, is the third-most senior in precedence and age. Its equivalent in England, The Most Noble Order of the Garter, is the oldest documented order of chivalry in the United Kingdom, dating to the middle fourteenth century. The Scottish equivalent is The Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, dating in its modern form to 1687.
The Order of St Patrick earned international coverage when in 1907 its insignia, known generally as the Irish Crown Jewels, were stolen from Dublin Castle shortly before a visit by the Order's Sovereign, King Edward VII. Their whereabouts remain a mystery.
Thursday, March 16, 2006
Restaurant review: Frontera Grill
I expected it to be better. Oh, well. Maybe I didn't order the right thing. When I first walked in to Frontera, I was surprised. I had expected more of a fancy atmosphere. Instead, it was all quite casual. I was seated and ordered a few appetizers: tamales, huaraches, taquitos, and surprisingly good oysters. The appetizers were excellent and the oysters tasted like they were just caught yesterday. But it was the entree that made my meal a disappointment. I had vuelve de la vida, a seafood cocktail. The cocktail sauce was much too limey and the seafood itself was rather lacking. The dessert was good though. I ordered homemade blood orange-buttermilk ice cream with caramel made from goat's milk. Here is a weblink to their website. In all, I give it three forks.
Monday, March 13, 2006
Who I was in a past life
| In a Past Life... |
You Were: An Insane Warrior. Where You Lived: Central Africa. How You Died: Dysentery. |
Friday, March 10, 2006
What is the way to peace?
Hmm. Churchill, Nixon, hippie.World leaders and an average man. Is two fingers in a "V" shape for victory, or is it a universal sign of peace? How can it be both when the meanings are complete opposites? Maybe there cannot be peace without war. We've seen it in history dozens of times. The unification of Hawaii or Japan. The Mongol invasion of China. William Wallace and Scotland. Or, maybe nonviolent protests are the answer. Ghandi, Martin Luther, Malcolm X, Martin Luther King. Or maybe slow terrorist attacks, like Guy Fawkes, the Irish Republican Army, maybe the Resistances of Nazi-occupied countries during WWII, or even al-Qaeda or Hamas. Or maybe there is no way to peace. Maybe we are doomed to fight each other over our race, our religion, or even where we live. But sometimes I just wish that we could all get along. I wish that no one should have to live in fear or die because of who they are. I really do. I wish that people could open their eyes to the horrors that are going on in this world.

